Great quotes from well-known women!
Inside
every older person is a younger
person—wondering what the hell happened. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The
hardest years in life are those between
ten and seventy. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I
refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Things are going
to get a lot worse before they get worse. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A male gynecologist
is like an auto mechanic who never owned
a car. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Laugh and the
world laughs with you. Cry and you cry
with your girlfriends. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ My second favorite
household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the
top bunk bed until I faint. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Old age ain't
no place for sissies. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ A man's got to
do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The phrase "working
mother" is
redundant. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Every
time I close the door on reality it comes
in through
the windows. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Whatever women must do they must
do twice as well as men to be thought
half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thirty-five is
when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling
apart. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ |
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I try to take
one day at a time, but sometimes several
days attack me at once. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ If you can't be
a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ When I was young,
I was put in a school for retarded kids
for two
years before they realized I actually
had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow! ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm not offended
by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde. +++++++++++++++++++++++ If high heels were
so wonderful, men would still be wearing
them. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm not going
to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can
ride on. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ When women are
depressed they either eat
or go shopping.
Men invade another country. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Behind every
successful man is a surprised woman. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ In politics,
if you
want
anything said, ask a
man- if you want
anything done, ask a woman. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I have
yet to
hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage
and a career. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I
am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time
I
leave a man
I
keep his house. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Nobody
can
make you feel inferior
without your permission. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ |